Why… An Amish man in Ohio was caught giving away MILK!  As we all know, despite being consumed by human-folks for hundreds of years before pasteurization. “You can’t just give milk away to someone other than yourself. It’s a violation of the law,” said LeeAnne Mizer, spokeswoman for the department. Talk about a law about [...]

Whew, I’m really getting slack. Anyway, El Cid has returned from his haitus.  Welcome back

Today, my truck rolled over 300,000 miles, just shortly after 6 PM, on Hillsborough Street, near the Bell Tower. Now, just to find that little Toyota that they were so proud of for hitting 300,000 a few miles ago and crush it like a bug. ARR ARR ARR! Like a Rock

Women are always waiting for their prince charming always forgetting that in order for Charming to rescue her, she had to get herself into an awful lot of trouble.  Maybe your prince charming is out there, but he can’t find you because you’re so scared of the poisoned apple that you spend all your time [...]

whew… it’s been a while since I’ve updated this thing, my traffic is reflecting that. Stupid reality, taking me away from my internet domain… Anyway… This is fun in light of the upcoming movie… Your results: You are Superman Superman 100% Robin 80% Green Lantern 75% Supergirl 70% Iron Man 60% The Flash 60% Spider-Man [...]